(http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/Xmas/crackers.html ) always contains a joke. Sometimes the jokes are really, really bad; here are a few examples.................
1. What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
(check out http://www.carols.org.uk/good_king_wences1as.htm )
2. On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
3. What kind of paper likes music?
Wrapping paper.
(rapping paper)
4. What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
5. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
(A net)
6. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
7. Why do birds fly South in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Because it’s too far to walk.
8. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
(Not a bicycle)
9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
(Not a mince pie – a small cake traditionally eaten at Christmas)
10. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
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